How to Prepare for a Hurricane:
1. Try and eat as much as you can the days before the storm is coming so that you won't die of hunger if you really get stranded and you don't have to throw away all the food in your freezer if you really do lose power.
2. Park your car in your neighbors compound because there are trees where you normally park.
3. Change your fish's tank water because you never know how long your water will be cut.