Miss Car is DEAD.

My car is down!!! Help!!! My first and only precious car is very sick and is not moving at all!!!!!

Ahh.. the battery died because I didn't drive it all summer and now its so dead that even jump starting it doesn't work.

What am I going to do? I miss my car. I want to drive my car again. I wanna have pretty car accessories and drive it around with my sun roof open enjoying the Californian breeze!

Haha.. that sounded so cliche! =P

Oh dear. I am really a typical girly girl who knows absolutely nothing about cars! >.< Help!